If we give Jimmy Kimmel and Disney the maximum benefit of doubt and assume the movie is really only mocking American politicians, then the so called "sincere apology" and following up clarification of innocent "unscripted" spontaneous solution to "kill EVERYONE" has been bone-chilling.
Let's try to go further on the entertainment episodes:
American Won the War Against Debt Terrorism!
[...Drum and March...]
Chapter 1: * Missing Princesses
This holiday season of 2013, there were no princesses in Disneyland. They were all gone. Only Skulls, Crossbones, Skeletons and Jack-o-Lanterns from Halloween season remained.
A child betrayed the secret. The US was secretly building the real "Death Star" so that it soon "came to the other end to kill EVERYONE in China". People thought its joke but it is for real! “They cannot kill us, they will be killed. Yeah, they will all be killed!”
Mulan overheard the plan and she determined to go back home to defend her homeland. She asked Jasmine to help for the Magic Carpet. Couldn't bear to see her friends go alone, Jasmine and the other princesses joined her. There are also all kind of issues in China. But princesses were willing to give a try and teach people about the magic of peace, love rather than hatred. They were tired of everyday domestic violence and rote debunked and novel story of warmongers. If they cannot change American, maybe at least they can help on the other side.
The United States marched on to the road of building Death Star and the Borg rules. There's no laughter on the street. Only soldiers looked like and were loyal like exactly cloned storm troopers.
Chapter 2: * World War III *
Fast forward to 2045, American killed everyone in China after an eight year bitter war. The death star and massive nuclear warheads worked in wonders with a preemptive strike. No problem, even a wolf always had good reasons to teach the lamb some good lesson. The only disappointment was chemical chambers. Powerful international companies pushed Chinese manufacturers to churn out all kind of goods at such lower price point and margin that China was already badly polluted. The population there already carry the gene mutation immune to deadly dose of chemicals. In fact, if were for the wonderful masks American soldiers have they might have been dead upon arrival.
This time there's no one left alive. General Clayton declared. Imperial Japanese Army been there a century ago was no match to American army even at that time. There's even no need to have a reservation land for the survivor. Any trace of paper and electronic records on the surface of earth were destroyed too. There were no witness or records of IOU needed.
As general come home, he found a deserted miserable land much worse than south side of Chicago. No one dared to lend USA money for whatever reason just to be nuked next. Domestic hunger rate shoot up from one out of six to nine out of ten during the eight-year war. Toys and a lot of things were so expensive that kids stayed home looted and killed each other just for a water pistol. There's only the shadow of death star, with victorious general and body bags from the earth-scorching war.
His boss also died. In front of him, an old blog showed that debt and China Threat were purely fiction. Torn in his heart were his professionalism and congressmen who didn't care to read or listen. Too much bloody scene eventually drove him insane. He killed himself upon hearing news of mission complete.
The general, following through the order, went on hunting down the other nations, whose names are in the list. Death of boss doesn't actually matter, he was actually a robot pre-programmed with alternative set of automated command and control. He didn't need to understand the notion war against "debt terrorism" was just politician hoax and he wouldn't betray at last minute like half-alive Darth Vader.
The ruins of Disneyland reminisced a power country of past. The land of dream came true, --but what was the dream? Whoever sows the seeds of hatred got the chicken came back to roost.
Chapter 3: * The new world? *
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